Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Butt Watching : What are they looking at ??
Thursday, March 27, 2008
India trip to Moon
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - Total 100.
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
10 - Minorities
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
4th generation 9 - Politicians
And if possible......
1 - Astronnaut..............!!!!!
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - Total 100.
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
10 - Minorities
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
4th generation 9 - Politicians
And if possible......
1 - Astronnaut..............!!!!!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Thursday, December 7, 2006
Muslim mating habits
U.S servicemen sure see some funny shit in Iraq. Occassionally they observe muslim mating habits. This was captured during a surveillance patrol. Breaks the monotomy of being over there I suppose! The donkey was NOT hurt! Actually, I doubt the donkey even felt what was going on (or going down).
Saturday, December 2, 2006
Funny things about Paki society.
Now in Pakistan there is a move to repeal shariat laws and replace it with civilized laws.
Under the Shariat , a rape victim should produce 4 witnesses or else she would be stoned to death for adultry.This Musharaff fellow an admirer of Mustapha Kemal Pasha has decided to challenge these laws and now the religious parties are raising hell (in the hope of getting to heaven)
The hindu says this is just the beginning but they also wanted to challenge
1. Honour Killings
2. Exchange marraiges(whatever that means)
3.Giving away girls in marraige to settle murder disputes(!!!)
4.Marrying girls to the Koran
Now notice the last one.How many times have the hindus been ridiculed fo marrying girls to Gods in temples ? Now we see they marry the girls to a book !!! Does anybody ridicule that ?
The psecs ridicule hinduism so that we feel ashamed and when we are threatened we aer not ready to fight and even if we do not with sufficient conviction and force to ensure victory.
People in India are known as Human and in paki they are known as humanbombs.
Pakis treat Pigs well as compared to women. Benefits to Muslim women Marrying Hindumen
a) Freedom from Burkha
b) Relief from 8-10 Deliveries
c) Clean Shaved Husband who has bath everyday
d) Husband who stays with wife, and last, but not the least
e) and enjoying with Uncut P---s
Under the Shariat , a rape victim should produce 4 witnesses or else she would be stoned to death for adultry.This Musharaff fellow an admirer of Mustapha Kemal Pasha has decided to challenge these laws and now the religious parties are raising hell (in the hope of getting to heaven)
The hindu says this is just the beginning but they also wanted to challenge
1. Honour Killings
2. Exchange marraiges(whatever that means)
3.Giving away girls in marraige to settle murder disputes(!!!)
4.Marrying girls to the Koran
Now notice the last one.How many times have the hindus been ridiculed fo marrying girls to Gods in temples ? Now we see they marry the girls to a book !!! Does anybody ridicule that ?
The psecs ridicule hinduism so that we feel ashamed and when we are threatened we aer not ready to fight and even if we do not with sufficient conviction and force to ensure victory.
People in India are known as Human and in paki they are known as humanbombs.
Pakis treat Pigs well as compared to women. Benefits to Muslim women Marrying Hindumen
a) Freedom from Burkha
b) Relief from 8-10 Deliveries
c) Clean Shaved Husband who has bath everyday
d) Husband who stays with wife, and last, but not the least
e) and enjoying with Uncut P---s
Friday, December 1, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
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