Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Petrol Price hiked , Aam Admi bleed's .


Petrol price hiked by Rs 7.50 . Iam eagerly waiting for next general elections , this Govt shud be thrown into Indian ocean . Economist Manmohan is an big failure , plz no more Harvard / Oxford educated leaders for India . India shud be lead by one who comes from grassroot , has first hand knowledge of India, not by those who get western education , carries western wisdom and works for western interests . Manmohan Singh Sucks . He ruined the Indian Economy and remained mute spectator as Rupee fall down. The Rupee is going down the drain because , global investors have lost faith in Indian market due to various scams.

What I dont understand is logic behind this Petrol hike ? Petrol International prices in fact have dropped , its stands at 7 months low . If its the Dollar, the reason for hike , then i haven't seen fuel prices coming down much when Rupee appreciated or when International Oil prices fall. Every time inflation takes over , then this Govt suddenly remembers Austerity . It preaches , but never follows . Atleast now Govt shud seriously think of cutting cost to balance the Budget , put a mechanism in place to see public funds are not wasted on unnecessary Foreign trips by plutocrats .

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Butt Watching : What are they looking at ??

Funny Pictures from G8 Summit 2009 , Italy


Men Will Always Be Men !







Probably this is what Obama intended to do
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"Knock..Knock "





Check this Video , Watch out for French Premier Sarkozy



Thursday, March 27, 2008

India trip to Moon

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - Total 100.
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
10 - Minorities
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
4th generation 9 - Politicians
And if possible......
1 - Astronnaut..............!!!!!

Thursday, December 7, 2006

Muslim mating habits



U.S servicemen sure see some funny shit in Iraq. Occassionally they observe muslim mating habits. This was captured during a surveillance patrol. Breaks the monotomy of being over there I suppose! The donkey was NOT hurt! Actually, I doubt the donkey even felt what was going on (or going down).

Saturday, December 2, 2006

Funny things about Paki society.

Now in Pakistan there is a move to repeal shariat laws and replace it with civilized laws.

Under the Shariat , a rape victim should produce 4 witnesses or else she would be stoned to death for adultry.This Musharaff fellow an admirer of Mustapha Kemal Pasha has decided to challenge these laws and now the religious parties are raising hell (in the hope of getting to heaven)

The hindu says this is just the beginning but they also wanted to challenge

1. Honour Killings
2. Exchange marraiges(whatever that means)
3.Giving away girls in marraige to settle murder disputes(!!!)
4.Marrying girls to the Koran

Now notice the last one.How many times have the hindus been ridiculed fo marrying girls to Gods in temples ? Now we see they marry the girls to a book !!! Does anybody ridicule that ?

The psecs ridicule hinduism so that we feel ashamed and when we are threatened we aer not ready to fight and even if we do not with sufficient conviction and force to ensure victory.

People in India are known as Human and in paki they are known as humanbombs.

Pakis treat Pigs well as compared to women. Benefits to Muslim women Marrying Hindumen

a) Freedom from Burkha
b) Relief from 8-10 Deliveries
c) Clean Shaved Husband who has bath everyday
d) Husband who stays with wife, and last, but not the least
e) and enjoying with Uncut P---s